"My wife is pregnant with our first child but shes been missing her period. Is this because the baby is drinking the blood? What should i do? I dont think i can afford to pay for blood while he grows up. Is there a vampire orphanage anywhere? Please help me i really dont know what im going to do.
im being serious and none of you are helping. Are you trying to tell me that my baby is going to be a troll? do they drink blood too?"
No good answers, so here's mine:
Yes, but it will drain your soul instead of your blood.