Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Help, is my baby a vampire?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100129031535AACBmmD

"My wife is pregnant with our first child but shes been missing her period. Is this because the baby is drinking the blood? What should i do? I dont think i can afford to pay for blood while he grows up. Is there a vampire orphanage anywhere? Please help me i really dont know what im going to do.


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im being serious and none of you are helping. Are you trying to tell me that my baby is going to be a troll? do they drink blood too?"


No good answers, so here's mine:

Yes, but it will drain your soul instead of your blood.

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  2. Boy, life sure is mysterious and confusing. Sharing a fetish with an unborn baby, for instance.

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  3. Man, being stupid must be difficult. It has to be a troll... doesn't it?

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