Sunday, June 19, 2011

Need a Last Minute Father's Day Gift?

Don't give your dad one of my books. He'll hate it.

What do dad's like?

Dad's like:

  • Smoking pipes of fine tobacco.
  • Reading leather-bound military histories and big game hunting memoirs.
  • Sitting in overstuffed chairs.
  • Sipping scotch from a lowball glass.
  • Wearing bifocals.
  • Remembering times when men were men.
  • Mahogany.
  • Scratching an old dog on the head, a dog more loyal than his children ever could be.

Hope this gives you some ideas.

Happy Father's Day, Dad, and dad's everywhere!


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3 comments:

  1. you forgot to mention watching the Golf channel and any Ken Burns PBS special. My dad also likes vacuuming the car in the driveway to celebrate summer days...

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  2. Got my dad a camera. I think it's too small for his big fingers, though. They make them so small these days.

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  3. Dads have meaty sausage fingers and swollen knuckles, not the dainty little petunia pickers required to operate the modern gadget.

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