Chewie got a haircut for summer!
When his hair is long, we call him the pig fox. When it's cut for summer, we usually call him the pig lion. He's extra hot this year from getting extra fat.
So often I stare at Chewie with wonder. When we drive around with him, he stands and puts his head out the window. We can literally hear people burst into laughter. Children start screaming. He is so beautiful that it's like he breaks people's minds. And I get to look at him every day.
I think people wonder why his name is Chewie. Yes, he's named after Chewbacca from Star Wars. No, he doesn't look like Chewbacca from Star Wars. But he used to:
My sister named Chewie, after her female pug-chihuahua and male pomeranian were visited by the stork. My sister isn't even a nerd.
I got a summer cut, too. Buzzzzzzed. All that hair is too dark and poofy and traps too much heat. And that makes my scalp itch. I'll show you my big buzzed head later. What I want to show you are some of the pics my wife took before shearing me. These didn't end up as good as my last author pics, but I think I'm still going to use them occasionally. I know you're supposed to pick a pic and stick with it, but booooooring.
I'm so pale! I'm currently getting myself into pool shape. Once I'm able to take my shirt off in public, I'll get some color.