The tale of the strange reflection in the world's largest crystal ball has grown even stranger.
After further photosho...clarification, it appears that the devil is either wearing a Cthulhu hat, or Cthulhu is just sort of tasting his head, testing the juiciness of the consciousness contained therein. Unfortunately, it seems that we may never learn the truth. I received this dire email from my source:
In the haste and excitement of uncovering what I thought to be the most
compelling photographic image of a para-paranormal event, I overlooked
an even more horrifying presence. I tried to alert the media, but I was
detained, and authorities have confiscated my equipment and data. At
least, they thought hey had. I'm entrusting this to you. I hear them
coming, they will find me soon
Bubbarahp kio;jlgfsdlk gs;l dm
Have you bought Penny Dreadnought: Uncommitted Crimes yet? You should. It's only $0.99, and it's awesome.