|A present? I love presents!|
|What the hell is this?|
|Oh, I see. An alien facehugger. Delightful!|
The facehugger is suing for parental rights of the xenomorph chestburster. Turns out that "legitimate" esophageal parasitic rape won't lead to implantation. The body has ways to deal with it. The fact that the xenomorph took indicates that I wanted it.
Anyway, thanks Alison! It's by far the most disturbing yarn craft I've ever seen!